*Phone rings

Job interview??! (Nervous)

Hello?

"Hello Mam, this is (didn't catch the name) calling from HSBC"

(Chey make my heart beat so fast for nothing)

"Do u have any (blank out) with Hong Kong Shanghai Bank?"

No

Oh that's great mam, bcos we're having a credit card promotion...(blank out) U can enjoy free...(blank out) not only that we also have (blank out) exclusive 2 nights (blank out) And then u can also enjoy free movie tickets at Golden Village (no need I can watch free movie online blank out) Blank out blank out I heard some KFC & Pizzahut blank out some more while she continued speaking ever so slowwwwwwwly. . . . . .

I placed my phone on the table and let her continue talking.

The phone call duration lasted for 1min 30s before she hung up herself.