나의 이웃사람
April 18, 2008My neighbour
can speak chinese and majors in chinese;
opens and closes the door very loudly;
calls her oppa immediately after she comes back;
sings to herself at times;
says Yeoboseyo? the real authentic korean way each time her phone rings;
sits on her pink bed blowing her hair with her little pink hair dryer in a pink skirt with a pink hairband;
is seldom in her room;
owns a LG laptop (i sneaked into her room once to turn off her drama cos it was too loud and disturbing my slp);
leaves the rice cooker on and forgets abt her rice and sweet potatoes inside and i had to remove the plug before it explodes;
spilled rice all over the floor in the kitchen and 逃之夭夭;
throws rubbish everywhere;
reads her korean magazines when she ps (just my speculation bcos i saw those magazines in the toilet);
went for hair extension last month (i saw fake curly hair in the dustbin);
likes to drink Yakult (i often buy that and she'll finish the last bottle secretly when i'm not around);
talks differently when speaking to her oppa (like abit act cute like that);
goes out very often, sometimes late at night and comes back very early in the morning (i think she went clubbing);
seldom locks her door or brings her keys;
leaves all her shoes, slippers and heels outside her door, posing as potential hazards to the both of us when we rush to the bathroom;
lets me use her fridge, electric stove, pans, and all her food and cooking utensils;
on-s her korean dramas loudly in her room;
appeared in my contemporary chinese language class one afternoon, looking for her korean friends and i wasn't sure whether it's her till i recognise her shoes;
leaves her dirty dishes in the basin for several days;
appears and waves at me when I least expect it;
leaves all her hair accessories on the basin and I have to clear them for her each time I use the shower;
stuffs her fridge with lots of boxes and containers containing preserved korean food;
bbqs food near my door which often leaves me feeling quite hungry;
is a pretty Korean girl who farts quite loudly in her room;
forgot my name and I forgot hers too.
4 comments
Li hai already aye. Can become a full-time stalker!! Pei fu Pei fu!
ReplyDeleteLI HAI!!
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ReplyDeleteannyonghasaeyo! you forgot her name too lol.
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ReplyDeleteapparently your neighbour is there to torture you. and her weird habits seemed to create a deeper impression in u than anything else. lol
ReplyDeleteshe's actually my spy.