服务员: "总共是两百零七块..."
(Starts examining and folding the 100 yuan Mao red notes)


"Here everywhere also check counterfeit notes.."
"Ya lor very cham leh got this kind of thing.."
"Ya lor I kenna before leh. I put the 100 yuan notes in the deposit machine then got rejected..!"
"Huh!"
"Then how?"
"Then I take back and use lor. Give cab driver. They dono. Heh heh."
"Eh I kenna before also leh..."
"Is it??"
"Yar...in Singapore. I put inside the machine then my 50 dollar note got rejected."
"Huh really?!"
"Huh Singapore also have ah!"
"U sure not?? Maybe the corners got folded or something...? Did u check properly??"
"Then what u do with it?"
"Oh I threw it away."
(Few secs of silence)
"U THREW it away??"
"Yar..."
"How many $50 notes were there?"
"3. I think."
"AND U THREW THEM ALL AWAY???"
"Yar..."
(6 faces looked at her in disbelief)
"Why???!!!"
"Cos cannot use already ma... My mother kenna before also. Then she also throw away."
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